I laugh at the smallest things in life

Life is not that hard, but can be complicated and challenging. So take the chance to laugh, even at the smallest things in your life. Be sure to get enough daily dosage of laughter!

So either i'm a balding charismatic smart gal, or a sweet and clever horny gal? 😂 damn you scary tepat!

Lol i guess i'm red and blue all through. Depends on that day la (PMS or not) HAHAHA

Ok last one. Hmm macam x kena. Both also not that tepat. I don't think i'm inspired nor exuberant...

Sonok gak main benda2 gini kat fb 😂

Angau tidur tak lena

I am too excited, too looking forward to, too smitten with prospect of having and living in my own house. All day and all night i've been thinking what's the best layout. How to decorate. What it's going to look like. To the point that i cannot put it out of mind at all. Even in bed. With a pen and paper in hand.

HELP T_T

Bersukan bersama keluarga

My nephew on my current relationship status:

"Nenek, cik yah tu kenapa tak kahwin lagi?"

"Entahlah, tanya la dia sendiri"

"Tapi tak apelah nenek, biar la cik yah kahwin lambat-lambat. Tak best la kalau cik yah dah kahwin, nanti tak boleh main badminton dengan kita orang lagi..."

"Kan boleh main sekali dengan laki dia"

"Umm tak best. Nak main dengan cik yah"

Err hello boleh belajar smash dengan beliau nanti ok hahhah

What is wrong with this world

Ok nvm don't answer.

This **** is worth something??

Courting noob #wtv

Ok ade je yg pkcik tu yg initiate. But still. Tgh bengang. So. I'm giving you up. Chase me if you want me. In the meantime, i'm available to other guys. Just watch. Wlopon x brpe pndai flirting haha. Just watch me. (OpHo - operasi whoring hahahhaha 😭)

Pompuan saiko

There must be something wrong with me. Bengang dgn pakcik. Bengan dgn org. Bengang dgn ulat tiket. Vengang dgn bdk blkg. Bengan smpai terpikir nk buat drama horror kt sini. G confront ulat tiket tengking2 pstu sbb die laki msti lg physically kuat kn. Pstu amik senjata pkol smpai die sakit jatuh. Tp klo buat cmtu nnt cm mnyusahkan diri sndiri lak kena msuk ward skit jiwa ke haihhhhhhh tp serius rasa tgh psycho gila ni. Sedih semacam. Emo lain macam. Efffffffffffff padahal bru mnggu lps hbis period x kan tgh pms kot?? Shit kang silap2 kena amik ubat oo gila drama2

This is me recently

Couples on FB

Ubat Batuk Rage

baca label pada botol ubat batuk: for best results, sip and swallow slowly, with no diluter.
Me: challenge accepted.
1 sip.. okay tastes like blackcurrant, like the box says
2 sips.. che i feel like a kid drinking a flavored cough med
3 sips.. wonder why kids don't like med?
after swallowing the rest of the 10ml..

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

ARGHHH PAHIT BLEHK URGHK
*bilas dengan air* to hell with that 'no diluter shit'
ARGHHHH STILL PAHIT
*minum air ribena*
PTUIH PTUIH AISHKSJKKS
*minum kordial ribena*

close enough?

DOUBTFUL

SO MUCH WIN!!

stolen from my vandy junior's facebook.

just couldn't help posting this. face is too epic hahahahah

I'm Sorry Mama, I m-

have at it

credit: eminem cleanin out my closet, eminem's mama, youtube vevo, happy mothers' day!

Letters to Mama

Recently my niece slipped a letter through the gap under my door. She wrote:

Cik Yah,

Please help me make another paper cone for baby, like the one you made for me just now. Please open the door, we want to go inside.

-Amni & Baby.

Haha I totally ignored them, but that sure brings back memories...

because writing "I Love You" is too mainstream

P/S: it's 9gag-ish, but i actually did this myself. so no, i didn't steal or just reposting this one.
credit: eminem cleanin out my closet, yao ming bitch please face 9GAG, derp

9gagged grammah rama ramama ahh

Tempat khas untuk campak bayi

Skrg sape nk buang bayi, senang dh ade bilik khas untuk campak bayi. X prcaye?

Dh percaya?

Keke sape ntah design sign ni. Hadoii
(@ R&R machap, johor)

2012 wishlist

"dunia berakhir tahun 2012? Siapa tahu.." iklan bodo between bila kiamat dgn isu rambut, ofcos la aku lg risau psl kiamat.
Tp srsly tup tap dah 2012. Mcm kjp je. Mcm bru smlm 2007. Mcm bru smlm aku start collect video arashi. Lol
So tahun baru (lmbt 2 bln) ni aku nak bnde2 berikut: nk kurus. Give me lipid-eating bug anyone. Nk prmnent long term kerja (hope2 yg akn dtg ni mnjd..aminn) nk unlimited super fast wifi. Nk org byrkn monthly phone bill kaka. Nk kuat. Nk baik. Nk rajin. Exercise. Nk aktif. Nk men bola. Nk pkwe. Utk dicall/sms hbiskn phone line credit limit. Mmbazir2 byr mhl tp underused. Nk bela kucing. Nk sluar baru dh dkt sthun x beli. Nk melawa. Nk prgi pulau. Nk rumah sndiri. Nk msk. Dessert. Steak. Roast. Nk pergi jepun. Nk fluent jepun. Nk pndai ckp bnyk language. French. German. Russian. Spanish. Italian. Mandarin. Hindustan. Tagalog. Portuguese. Nk involved in travel program. So i can globe trek too. Nk xbox. Nk men rockband. Dh dkt sthun dok bwh katil brsawang. Nk kick-boxing. Nk spa. Nk wax. Nk sihat sempurna. Nk kereta. Auto. Nk bonceng motor bsr. Nk cat. Bilik sndiri. Rumah sndiri. Nk buat housewarming. Mkn2. Ngap2. Nyam2. Nk mlukis. Mewarna. Nk try buat figurine/ 3D art. Nk jumpa ohno.

How'd they read it??

I checked this blog stats for fun. (and no, I do have a life) -checked it since I haven't been updating regularly after I got back to Malaysia, just wondering if, y'know. and all that-
Curiously, there's a spike as you can see on 17-18 Oct 2011, while the rest is just pathetic *dork*

what's more unusual than that spike itself, is that the audience is mainly from UK. US I can somewhat understand, since I used to study there until last spring.. maybe some of my juniors missed me? d'aww ^^; errk lolz haha *awkward* ...but UK?? albeit having some Malay-speaking friends up there, I don't think it'd get to that many.
1. so now we should hypothesize that not all of them speak or understand written Malay, which in turn leads to our Google translate.
2. on 17 Oct I posted the "muka cantik tapi.." (pretty face, but..) entry. That day was the one with the hike, so naturally I make the inference that that post was the reason.
3. Result:

LULZ

of Bleach Movie 4: Hell Chapter

Yes, so I bought the DVD for the movie when I just happened to see them in Popular book store hunting for some books. I saw one for Fade to Black too but chose to get Hell Chapter first since I already watched FtB and still have a soft copy of it somewhere inside one of my external hard drives.

Some Japanese fans gave spoilers about the knight-in-shining-armor ichigo and chained Nud3 rukia when the movie first shown last year. So I was totally thrilled to see it for myself. The shining-armored ichigo is, shiny, for lack of better words. You just have to see this one fanart by a Japanese fan depicting him in all his shining glory complete with the starry sparkles apt for a shoujo manga (sarcasm fully intended). Personally the getup is too costume-y and sort of lame-ish. it's too un-masculine for the boy. I was curious before, but having seen it firsthand, I was positively LOLling there.

dengan kuasa bulan akan menghukum mu

[note: for the fanart, just look around the bleachness community on LJ, I'm sure it's still in there somewhere]

On the other hand, rukia. err well just see it for yourselves heh

so it's still an anime for all ages, the magma just thoughtfully draped around covering some certain areas. *coughs*
NICE MAGMA

OK, now getting the cracks in full dose. The supposedly heart-something-ly back hug scene between kurosaki-kun and inoue.

yea heart-something-ly so

ichigo: *gasps* B00BS!! 0_0

All those things aside, it's still a great Shounen Jump movie. Lots of beautiful fightings and actions. And perhaps you would want to read/know more about the drama between Kubo-sensei and the power-to-be of the film production? [link to mangastream forum] it basically said that Kubo wants his name to be removed from being the executive director of this movie due to his lack of say in it.

And one last crack. just because you adhered and read to the end:

ichigo: B00B$! RUKIA'S!! XDD

p/s: coz we all know underneath all that shounen hero i'm-gonna-protect-everybody crap, he's just a perv. just like me. no scrap that. that's off record ok. for now.

bila Lelaki Melayu malu-malu..

ni lah hasilnye:

hahahahahahhahahahahaa.. sorry2 =P but this is seriously too funny not to laugh at ;))

*nama sebenar cuba dirahsiakan tapi x sure berjaya untuk tidak mengaibkan mana-mana pihak*