Two dogs went on a blind date. Halfway through it, one of them said:
"you're a bore"
"?? A boar? What aspect of me is any bit porcine-like?? How dare you, you rude sob"
"two things that you got wrong: one, my mother's not a bitch, technically. You see, I'm only half-dog. Two, I said BORE, not boar, though I'm not sure which one's more rude in this case."
"yeah, you're right. That is more insulting.."