I'm Sorry Mama, I m-

have at it

credit: eminem cleanin out my closet, eminem's mama, youtube vevo, happy mothers' day!

Letters to Mama

Recently my niece slipped a letter through the gap under my door. She wrote:

Cik Yah,

Please help me make another paper cone for baby, like the one you made for me just now. Please open the door, we want to go inside.

-Amni & Baby.

Haha I totally ignored them, but that sure brings back memories...

because writing "I Love You" is too mainstream

P/S: it's 9gag-ish, but i actually did this myself. so no, i didn't steal or just reposting this one.
credit: eminem cleanin out my closet, yao ming bitch please face 9GAG, derp

9gagged grammah rama ramama ahh

Communication Hazard 1

Two dogs went on a blind date. Halfway through it, one of them said:
"you're a bore"

"?? A boar? What aspect of me is any bit porcine-like?? How dare you, you rude sob"

"two things that you got wrong: one, my mother's not a bitch, technically. You see, I'm only half-dog. Two, I said BORE, not boar, though I'm not sure which one's more rude in this case."

"yeah, you're right. That is more insulting.."

bila Lelaki Melayu malu-malu..

ni lah hasilnye:

hahahahahahhahahahahaa.. sorry2 =P but this is seriously too funny not to laugh at ;))

*nama sebenar cuba dirahsiakan tapi x sure berjaya untuk tidak mengaibkan mana-mana pihak*

I'M SHOUTING ACROSS THE INTERNET!!1 CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Some Cracks for Today:
HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?

ANS: NO! YOU SIMPLY CAN'T DO IT. IT'S STUCK FOREVERRR

THIS CAN NEVER GETS OLD =))

fruit with attitude

dalam banyak-banyak buah, buah apa yang ada 'perangai' (attitude) sikit?

what fruit has an 'attitude'?

Ans: DUH-rian.

get it?